During a tumultuous week on my end E3 has come and gone. While I had hoped to write a nice, lengthy post about E3, the fact is that in less than 5 days, I will be moved from Seattle, and living in Oklahoma. This has consumed almost every moment of my life lately, so I haven't realy had time to go over all of E3 to form an in dept opinion, so I choose to try something different.
Summing up each major E3 presentation in a single sentence, trying to keep to about 6 words.
Without further ado...
Ubisoft
Never getting off of the hype train.
Bethesda
Making everything old look like new.
Electronic Arts
Please use Origin, I beg you!
Microsoft
Windows 10 wants you to forget Steam
Sony
We make mothereffin' video games, damnit!
Nintendo
HOLY SHIT GIMME BREATH OF THE WILD.
Modern internet journalism, ladies and gents. Tune in next week when I break down the entire middle east conflict to a single tweet.
If this horror doesn't break me first.